Friday, February 20, 2026

The Hits, The Almosts and the “Madam, Why?” — Wesley Girls’ 189th Speech Day Fashion Review

There are school events, and then there is Wesley Girls’ High School Speech Day.

And the 189th edition in Kakumdo was not just a celebration of academic excellence and legacy. It was what we can only describe as a masterclass in Ghanaian occasion wear.

We know some of you have already screenshotted your favourite looks and forwarded them to your dressmakers with “Can you do this?” attached. As you should.

From mothers who clearly understood the assignment to old girls who stepped in like shareholders of Cape Coast, the fashion was heritage, quiet money and soft intimidation in perfect harmony.

With that said, and yes, we know it’s not a competition (please, let the record show), the 2003 year group lifted the bar so high we’re still stretching our necks.

Now 2004… hmm. We love you. We respect you. But keeping up with Wesley Girls 2003 was not small work. There were strong individual moments, but as a unit? Let’s just say the group WhatsApp might need a follow-up meeting.

And 2005? Oh, we are watching you.

From what we saw this year, the foundation has been laid. If this is the warm-up, next year might be… intense. Start budgeting. Start planning. Start calling your tailor early.

We’ll be there again. Clipboard ready.

And to the Gey Hey girl who accosted us recently to ask why we didn’t post last year, we hear you. Please accept this as our formal apology. We promise to keep our eyes sharp and our verdicts ready; No Speech Day will pass us again.

To the aunties who might be slightly offended by this review, it’s all love. The group chats have already done their own fashion analysis in great detail. We are only documenting history, small p333.

Now that we’ve cleared the air, let’s get into the looks that had us adjusting our glasses and whispering, “Ei.”

Dakoa Newman

Dakoa Newman, former minister of Gender and Social Protection

First of all, I think it’s important to note that you cannot attend a Wesley Girls event and play with kente. That’s illegal in spirit.

Several guests arrived in rich, handwoven kente that draped with the kind of authority that makes you sit up straight. But this look on Dakoa Newman? A complete gag.

This is the kind of outfit that announces, without raising its voice, “My ancestors are proud, and my tailor charges consultation fees.”

The corset was sculpted to perfection. Not squeezed. Not struggling. Sculpted. The structure was clean, the yellow patterns were placed with intention, and the beading caught the light at exactly the right moments. Every detail looked thought through.

Verdict: 9/10

Nana Akua Sarpong Manu

Presido! Sei Kutuu! Sei Bam! And that pixie haircut? It’s the kind of cut that says, “I have nothing to prove, but I will still prove it.”

Pairing that hair with a Victorian-style corset and mid-sleeve Chantilly lace was a strong move. The silhouette was structured, feminine and slightly dramatic without tipping into excess. It felt considered.

Though if we’re being honest, the slit could have gone a little further. A bit more intention there would have elevated the entire look from solid to unforgettable.

The ombré effect didn’t fully translate the way it probably did in the sketch. From a distance, the gradient felt a bit lost. But up close? The detailing came alive. The pattern work was intricate, and the beading was ornate without looking heavy.

Verdict: 7/10

Dr. Love Anorkor Lartey

Dr. Love Anorkor Lartey.

We know someone saw this look and immediately gasped, “Eiiii, can she even breathe?”The answer is No!! We do not breathe in couture. Structure comes first.

Now that we’ve addressed public concern, let’s be serious. This was a solid look. The beadwork choice was refreshing. Not the usual safe sparkle. It had personality. It had intention. It had range.

And pairing it with a turban? Masterstroke. The balance between the fitted silhouette and the regal headpiece pulled everything together beautifully. For a moment, we were confused. Is this an engagement ceremony? Is this Speech Day? Are we witnessing both at once? We tried. We really tried to find something to critique. A loose thread, a slightly off seam, Something.

Nothing. And honestly, that alone feels suspicious. Because how are you going to show up this correct and leave us with no material? Now we are forced to deduct one invisible mark just to protect our brand.

Why are you stressing us with such a good look?

Verdict: 9.5/10

Nana Yaa Ahmed 

nanayaaahmed

This world, honestly, nothing beats simplicity with a touch of sophistication. Such a refined dress for an unproblematic queen. The off-shoulder silhouette with that bow detail?  Slightly playful without doing too much. Because who even wakes up and says, “Let me add a bow here,” and it actually works? Some of you are creative ooo.

The long, sleek ponytail sealed the deal. It was giving Sonya Blade energy. (Where are the Mortal Kombat fans??) Add a designer bag, gold pumps, and just enough statement jewellery to remind us that subtle doesn’t mean boring. Everything felt intentional, and nothing was fighting for attention.

Sister, yɛ feeli wo w’ati.

Verdict: 8/10

 

We miss the old days when your photo gets posted, and someone immediately runs to the comments to type your full government name with pride. Tagging culture was sweet back then.

Anyway. We like this look. Why? Because it understands balance. The traditional silhouette is there, grounded and familiar, but the sculpted wave shoulder brings in a modern twist that keeps it interesting.  And let’s talk about the skirt. The pattern placement was deliberate. Nothing looks random.

The corset? We like it. Notice we said like, not love. It does the job. It holds the structure. It complements the shape. We didn’t fall to our knees over it, but she looks really good.

And sometimes, really good is more than enough.

Verdict: 7/10

Afua Konadu Mensah

HMMMMMMM!!!! You know what? Some looks we’ll leave for the imagination—no verdict needed.

But seriously… silk and kente? Not a heavenly match. The textures clash, the flow fights itself, and it’s hard to appreciate either fabric fully.

Also… the hair. Can we please do something about the hair next time? It’s just asking for a little more attention so the outfit can actually shine.

Nice patterned skirt, no doubt. The floral kente at the thigh-high slit? It was completely unnecessary and distracts from the line of the leg and breaks the flow.

We won’t even touch the top pattern and the peplum. Some things are better left unspoken. But here’s a public service announcement to all designers, tailors, dressmakers, and seamstresses: iron your fabrics.

It’s that simple; a well-pressed outfit instantly looks intentional, polished, and clean. No amount of beading, pattern placement, or clever cuts can save a wrinkled mess. Clean lines matter, always.

It’s different, and we respect that. The patterned design of the kente? Honestly, I’m barely seeing it. The ombré placement, though, that worked better than most we’ve seen this year. It gave structure and flow to the fabric without feeling chaotic.

The beading was lovely. In fact, it was subtle, deliberate, controlled and nothing over the top.

But… it doesn’t exactly excite me. It’s probably the smartwatch. Somehow, it changes the energy of the outfit, turns it from “moment” to “practicality first.” It’s giving efficiency over drama, and in fashion, sometimes that tiptoes on the edge of underwhelming.

Still, overall, competent. Just not jaw-dropping.

It looks like some of you weren’t paying full attention, so let’s repeat it one more time: opt for clean designs, well-pressed clothes, an excellent fit, and silk-press those weaves.

We loved that some opted for different style directions—risk-taking is appreciated—but the designers could have done more. That pleated skirt needed a little more life and precision. The corset structure could have been sharper, cleaner, and more intentional.

At the end of the day, details matter. And when they’re right, everything else falls into place.

Ayoo!!!!!! Let’s start with the pretty lady on the right. We agree women’s bodies change, and that’s why designs should work with that, not against it.  Honestly, we’re torn. Not quite sure what to love or what to hate. It works, but it could have used one or two tweaks to really elevate it. Something else could have been done to make it better, but the foundation is there.

Now, the lady on the left. Great ideas. Beautiful skirt. Beading on point. But the top!! Sis, it’s swallowing you whole. For a petite frame, this outfit didn’t do your body justice. It needed structure and proportion that actually highlighted your figure instead of hiding it.

The fact that it reminds us of an armadillo or a pangolin doesn’t sit well with our spirit

Honestly, there were so many things we wanted to praise: the silhouette, the detailing, the thought behind it. But the teardrop beading? That armadillo energy just dominates everything. It refuses to let us fully celebrate the rest.

Maybe the pose helped a little. It gave some life back to the look. But, sis… the design choice will haunt us a bit. A cautionary tale for future experiments.

Jennifer Koranteng, Arielle

There are school events, and then there is Wesley Girls’ High School Speech Day.
There are school events, and then there is Wesley Girls’ High School Speech Day.

Jennifer Koranteng & FRIENDS, come forward! We need to talk!! This honestly should have been a video review so you could see the full chaos we’re trying to describe. Did you guys not read the WhatsApp group chat? Or at least the memo? It clearly said Speech and Prize Giving Day, not Paris Fashion Week.

Yes, once a beauty queen, always a beauty queen. But did you have to slay us like this? You just lifted the bar so high that next year there’s literally no scale left. We hope you’re happy now. Go back to your seats.

Eeeii, she even added a kente bag, a shoe and a kente bow for the hair. All three ladies came through. If your children ask for the Trinity, show them these ladies.

It’s been a great review, but let’s end on a sombre note. Yes, women after 20 years have different bodies. Life happens. Some of our mothers and aunties, even at their age, did not look this good. The point is simple: know your body and dress accordingly.

To the lady with the tulle skirt: yes, not everyone should attempt a corset. That thing is hard work. And there were plenty of other outfit options that could have worked just as well.

Also… please, no more kente-and-fascinator experiments. It didn’t work. Hair out of place, chunky beads not aligned, belt fighting the look; it all clashed.

We won’t be remembering this look fondly, but if you’re coming back next year, Wesley Girls’ High School 190th Speech Day, please… wow us.

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